“Now the story today, of course that everybody’s talking about, it’s a big story, is the health care reform bill….If you listen to the left it means free vegan candy for every single man, woman, and unicorn in America.  And if you listen to the right it means we’ve been enslaved by socialist overlords and apple pie is now illegal.  I don’t listen to either side.  I’m too busy listening to Lady Gaga!”

Thank you, Craig Ferguson, for making me laugh yet again.